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women vs men (jokes)
By Felix | May 16, 2008
Its Friday already, I’m sure some of us look forward to Fridays, well I do too sometimes, but not this one, because I have loads of research to do, but instead of getting neck deep in work, I thought I’d engage you guys for a change.
Today, we are going to share jokes on the blog, or maybe we should do that every Friday and who has the funniest jokes gets a gift, we’ll decide what the gift will be, if you are in naija, maybe lunch with me? Or I send you a book or something if you are not in Nigeria.
Anyway these are my jokes, you are allowed to enter just one joke, when you are commenting and I’ll go through them with my colleagues to know which is the funniset and qualifies for the gift.
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: “Please take only one drop”
NOTE: “Please take only one drop”
So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..
The husband looks at the wife and says: “You go first.”
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
 ”Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.”
“So where is he?”
 ”Oh, that’s him I have on my back.”
I’m sure the ladies are beaming from ear to ear now, well I have one for the guys to laugh at too.
Female Evolution
What’s the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story.
At 78 - You can get out of bed, that’s another story.
A few more before you guys start…
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “My God, I wish I had your willpower.”
The last fight was my fault! My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. Wedding cake.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months? I don’t like to interrupt her.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Computer Joke…
A man who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as “she” and “her”. He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
And the last but not the least…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends.”
The man thinking their might be a bright side to this, replied, “I agree with you completely.”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Hope I was able to bring a few laughs, well your turn now, don’t just read and go away, especially those who never comment on the site, it’s your chance now to shine… 
Have a great weekend ahead…
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May 16th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
A housewife takes a lover during the day,while her husband is at work,not aware that her 9yr old son was hidding in the closet.
Her husband drove home unexpectedly,so she hid her lover in the closet.
THE BOY NOW HAS COMPANY.
The boy says:”it’s dark in here”.
the man:”yes it is”.
Boy:”i have a baseball
Man:that’s nice
BOY:”want to buy it?
MAN:”no thanks”.
BOY:”my dad’s outside”.
MAN:”OK!how much?
BOY:$250
In the next few wks,it happens again that the boy and te mum’s lover are trapped in the closet together.
Boy:”dark in here”.
MAN: “yes it is”
BOY:”I have a baseball glove”
Man:”how much?
Boy:$750
A few days later,the father says to the boy”grab ur glove “let’s go outside n toss the baseball!
D boy says”i can’t.I sold them”. The father asks”how much did u sell them for?
The son says”$1,000″. The father says”that’s terrible 2 overcharge ur friends like that! that’s way more than those 2 things cost. I’m going to take u to church and make u confess….
They go 2 church n the father
May 16th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
They go 2 church n the father alerts the priest and makes the boy sit in the confession booth n closes the door.
After 1min of silence, the boys says:”It’s dark in here”
The priest replies,”DON’T START DAT SHIT AGAIN”
THIS IS MY TERRITORY JST ONE FUCK UP FRM U! N I WILL BLAST UR ASS BACK TO STONE AGE….
May 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
An 8yr old boy once was in the bathroom with his dad and was curious when saw his father’s pee pee and aasked him what it was,to which the father replied that its jesus.he also wanted to know what his mum’s pubic region was called and she called it jerusalem. one night unknown to both parents, their 8yr old son was in the room when they were both ruffling the sheets naked(u know what)when the boy began the chant:jesus has entered jerusalem,jesus has entered jerusalem.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
May 16th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
lol sorry i had to post this.. omg
May 16th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
ok sorry but i cant just put one on here.. lol.. u started something here Felix.. heres a good one i find it very funny.. ok so i have dry humor… personalities will come out on this post now wont it..
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, ” He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on.” So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.
Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cabbage cooking.
Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy Birthday!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear but what we are inside……So try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration.
He was a good man. he never smoked, drank, had no affair…When he died the insurance coy refused the claim…they said….he who never lived, cannot die.
A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles…he’s now being harassed by the Animal right Activists for being cruel to crocodiles
Have a great weekend
May 16th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Very funny.
Had a great good laff.
Debra your jokes are funny
May 16th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
A lady who loves golf so much, wanted to give her caddy a Christmas gift, so she asked her husband “honey, what should I give my dedicated caddy for Christmas?” The husband answered, Fuck him, give me a dollar and let me go.
The next day the lady invited the caddy to her apartment, seduced him and f*cked the hell out of him, made him lunch and when he was leaving, she gave him a dollar…..The husband came at night and she said Darlyn..the caddy had a nice time, the f*ck was good and I did extra…I made him lunch…….
The husband collapsed…..
May 16th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
lol why ty dada .. i think so too.. lol..
May 17th, 2008 at 12:08 am
O boy i dey naija so that book of yours out of the question n lunch? i would rather somthing else(LOL).
A beautiful blond boards a plane from new york to the bahamas, during the flight the attendent notices the blond in first class even though she had a ticket for economy,all talk n pleas to get her back to her proper seat failed,when the pilot heard he walked up to her n spoke into her ear and mins later she moved seat,asked what it was he told her he laughed and replied, i simplily said frist class was traveling to africa and not the same distination as the economy.
May 17th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Women are Clever
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to
look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, Whatever you wish for, your husband
will get times ten!” The woman said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
“You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in
the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will
make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.” The
woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM-she’s the
richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the joke: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the joke: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
CHEERS!!!
I’m so sorry, women…i mean no hurt…i love you all…it’s just a joke.
May 17th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father
was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m
off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning,
Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been
expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you
know babies are my specialty?’
‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have
a seat’.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’
‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry
and me!’
‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’
‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.
‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be
In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with
that.’
‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.
‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with.’
‘She was difficult?’ asked M rs. Smith.
‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get
a good look’
‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
to pack it all in.’
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
uh…equipment?’
‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my
tripod and we can get to work right away.’
‘Tripod?’
‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much
too big to be held in the hand very long.’
Mrs. Smith fainted !
May 18th, 2008 at 12:14 am
@all … wow, now there are lots of very good jokes here, its almost impossible to choose which is the best, so in other no to be autocratic, i think we might have to vote, and the joke with the highest votes win, note, you are not allowed to vote for yourself. so the voting is open till tuesday and then the winner gets the price depending on location.
cheers.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:42 am
ok casting my vote here.. cant do my own sooooo i chose ///Chidinma /// i have read this before through my e-mail like it then n still do now.. wink good luck everyone.. and may the best joke win..xxx
May 19th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Proof that men that are better friends
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
LOL
May 19th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
FELIX.. do u remember this joke.. omg we laughed so hard at it yrs ago.. i found it so i know i know only one joke but u know me when did i ever follow rules.. xxx wink.. you have to read it again too funny.. enjoy..
CHILI COOK-OFF JOKE
CHILI COOK-OFF
If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.”
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
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CHILI # 1 - MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI…
Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
*****************************************************
CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN’S AFTERBURNER CHILI…
Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge #2 — Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
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CHILI # 3 - FRED’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI…
Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting shit-faced from all of the beer.
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CHILI # 4 - BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC…
Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beermaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT. just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
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CHILI # 5 LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER…
Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
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CHILI # 6 - VERA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY…
Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
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CHILI # 7 - SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI…
Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing it’s too painful. Screw it; I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
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CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI…
Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report
May 19th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
POLISH DIVORCE
A ploish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.although his english was far from perfect, they got along well until one day
he rushed into a lwayer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstance,and asked him the following questions:
Lawyer:Have you any grounds?
Polish man:Yes, an acre and half n nice little home.
Lawyer:NO, i mean what is d foundation of this case?
MAN:it’s made of concrete
LAWYER:I don’t think u understand my question!does either of u have a real grugde?
MAN:NO, we have carport and not need one.
LAWYER:I mean what’s ur relationship like?
MAN:All my relations still in poland.
LAWYER:Is there any infedelity in your marriage?
MAN:We have hi-fidelity stereo n good DVD player.
Lawyer: Does ur wife beat you up?
Man:NO,i always up b4 her.
Lawyer:Is ur wife a nagger?
MAN:NO, she white.
Lawyer:Tell me,why do u want this divorce?
Man:beacause she going to kill me.
Lawyer:What makes u think that?
Man:beacause i got proof
Lawyer:what kind of proof?
Man:she going to poison me.She buy a bottle in drugstore n put on shelf in d bathroom.I can read n it says:”POLISH REMOVER”
May 19th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
chidinma’s joke was off da hook! she has my vote.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Oga whats going on? the last post showing up when ever i check ur site is women vs men.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:15 am
ok. Rule 1 has been broken. I’m posting another joke.
Rent for apartment
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment
“RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price..
So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn¢t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
MORAL: Contract terms must always be adhered to, OR there will be dire consequences.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:53 am
@ shola… LOL.. you know me i cant follow rules..and i see i have gf’s that do the same u know they say birds of a feather..lol wink.. good one btw..
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
@felix…Mi luv..DIS ain’t easy on u oo..how unfair of us to mess up ur blog wif tons of crazy jokes..But my guy!! between u and i,let’s pretend u never started this war in the 1st place;cos u ain’t wining on this one..must be hard for u to figure out d best joke;but O BOY i ain’t sorry 4 u lol u asked 4 trouble..hahahha
Not withstand was a kool idea but it came wif trouble shey?(winks)..U JST KIP DOING WAT YA LIKE BEST N WE’LL KIP SPITTING FIRE OUT HERE ON YA BLOG…
TAKE CHARGE!!U KNOW HOW WE DO!! KIP DOIN IT..
May 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
will like to be getting some of your weekly articles since you are already one of my mentor. I had heard you speak to us at Ajegunle and you really inspired me so freatly,Am saying thank you for building my life by adding some new ideas into me.
TAHNK YOU SIR
May 27th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
@Christopher… way to go.. stick with Felix and you wont lose.. hes a wonderful man and its good to see and read the chain reaction of good that he has been doing.. wooohooo im so happy for you.. stay focused.. wink
August 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
lmao